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Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.
— John Green (via philop-)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- judge: so why did you do it?
- serial killer: YOLO!
- jury: well he has a valid point
- judge: case solved, defendant found not guilty because of yolo
- what the box says: serves four
- what it means: serves me
Sometimes your parents’ criticism just goes too far..
Yup. “Shannon, you’ll get an 800 on your SAT.” Really helps my nervousness, Mom. Thanks.
“you look so fat in that bikini loose some weight”
gets angry at you for having no self-confidence, when I stand up to you, you say “who do you think you are?”








